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Every guy knows the secret to a happy marriage is teenage hookers and a reliable cable connection. But, wives see things differently. They expect to be pampered and supported long after their faces have wrinkled and their tits have deflated. But, that's ok. Like wine, low self esteem gets better with age. Former trophy wives will do all kinds of sick, demoralizing shit to keep their meal tickets from dumping them for younger snatch. Payback's always a bitch - a young hot bitch.